Title: Fun - 911

Order Code: 11017

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Sample Text: "Thank you for calling 911, our offices are closed because everyone is at the doughnut shop..."

Title: Fun - Advertisement

Order Code: 11018

Sample Text: "You have just reached the amazing Ronfold automatic telephone answering machine, not only does it..."

Title: Fun - Afterlife Voicemail System

Order Code: 11019

Sample Text: "Welcome to the Afterlife Voice Mail System..."

Title: Fun - Alien

Order Code: 11020

Sample Text: "Greetings Earthlings, I am an extraterrestrial being..."

Title: Fun - Aliens

Order Code: 11021

Sample Text: "We interrupt this phone call with the following news bulletin"

Title: Fun - Alzheimers Research Laboratory

Order Code: 11022

Sample Text: "Hi, you have reached the Alzheimers Research errr... lavatory...."

Title: Fun - Angry Man

Order Code: 11023

Sample Text: "Hey! Hey! Where did you get this number? What makes you think I want to talk to you?"

Title: Fun - Annoying Message

Order Code: 11024

Sample Text: "If you would like to press 1, press 1. However if you would like to press 2, press 2..."

Title: Fun - Answering Service

Order Code: 11025

Sample Text: "Hello, this is the Answering Service's Answering Service..."

Title: Fun - Anxious

Order Code: 11026

Sample Text: "Hello, I told you never to call me here"

Title: Fun - Attention Disorder

Order Code: 11027

Sample Text: "Hello, I can't take your call right now as I seem to have contracted some kind of attention deficit disorder..."

Title: Fun - Baby Message

Order Code: 11028

Sample Text: "Look we can't come to the phone right now we kind of have our hands full, what with changing diapers..."

Title: Fun - Bathroom

Order Code: 11029

Sample Text: "Here I sit, reading a magazine, suddenly the telephone rings..."

Title: Fun - Bruce

Order Code: 11030

Sample Text: "Good day, Bruce here. If your name is Bruce, please leave your name Bruce..."

Title: Fun - Burgler

Order Code: 11031

Sample Text: "Hello, there's nobody home right now. In fact that's what me and Bugsy are doing here - taking advantage of the situation..."

Title: Fun - Cat

Order Code: 11032

Sample Text: "Hi, I'm not able to come to the phone right now so please leave a message for my cat..."

Title: Fun - Choices

Order Code: 11033

Sample Text: "This is the Multiple Choice Answering Machine Message..."

Title: Fun - Clones

Order Code: 11034

Sample Text: "Hello, you have reached the offices of the Society for the protection of cloning"

Title: Fun - Confused

Order Code: 11035

Sample Text: "Press #, press 3 then dial your name then press 6 and dial your number...Bark like a dog, spin in a circle..."

Title: Fun - Crabby

Order Code: 11036

Sample Text: "So you've decided to give us a call, well - we're not here..."

Title: Fun - Cultured

Order Code: 11037

Sample Text: "Shut up, I'm on the phone!...Stop hitting your sister!..."

Title: Fun - Digitally Enhanced

Order Code: 11038

Sample Text: "Greetings, I am a fully integrated, state of the art, digitally enhanced Answering Unit..."

Title: Fun - Dog

Order Code: 11039

Sample Text: "Hi, I'm not here. Please leave a message for my dog..."

Title: Fun - Drinking

Order Code: 11040

Sample Text: "I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now, I'm down at the pub..."

Title: Fun - Dude

Order Code: 11041

Sample Text: "Dude, we're not home...Bogus..."

Title: Fun - Emergency System

Order Code: 11042

Sample Text: "This is a test of the Emergency Telephone Answering System"

Title: Fun - Farmer

Order Code: 11043

Sample Text: "Howdy, we can't come to the phone at the moment coz we're all tied up..."

Title: Fun - Far from the phone

Order Code: 11044

Sample Text: "Hello...Hello.. I'm a bit far from the phone at the moment..."

Title: Fun - find the phone

Order Code: 11045

Sample Text: "Hello, I'm home right now but I can't find the phone..."

Title: Fun - Fat Fingers

Order Code: 11046

Sample Text: "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat..."

Title: Fun - Flight

Order Code: 11047

Sample Text: "Good afternoon passengers, welcome to flight 416 flying non-stop to the beep..."

Title: Fun - Gypsy

Order Code: 11048

Sample Text: "Greetings, I feel I thank you for calling this Psychic Hotline..."

Title: Fun - Hair Removal

Order Code: 11049

Sample Text: "You have reached Helga's House of European Hair Removal..."

Title: Fun - Halloween

Order Code: 11050

Sample Text: "I'm frightfully sorry but the Master of the house is all tied up down in the laboratory..."

Title: Fun - Heaven

Order Code: 11051

Sample Text: "Hello, Heaven here...Leave your name, number and prayer after the tone"

Title: Fun - Hello

Order Code: 11052

Sample Text: "Hello? Hello? Hello?"

Title: Fun - Hesitant

Order Code: 11053

Sample Text: "Hello, there's no one there, well there is but not as I speak so to speak..."

Title: Fun - Hostile

Order Code: 11054

Sample Text: "Yeah, go on, it's your dime, spill your guts, run off at the mouth..."

Title: Fun - How Dare

Order Code: 11055

Sample Text: "I beg your pardon, do you dare accost me in this manner?..."

Title: Fun - Irish

Order Code: 11056

Sample Text: "Hello, are you calling me? Sure I'm just after leaving the house ..."

Title: Fun - Jokester

Order Code: 11057

Sample Text: "Hello...Hello...Oh Hi! How are you?..."

Title: Fun - Maid

Order Code: 11058

Sample Text: "Hello Love. Mr and Mrs can't come to the phone just now..."

Title: Fun - Looking Marvelous

Order Code: 11059

Sample Text: "Hello Darling, Mambo here, looking marvelous..."

Title: Fun - Money

Order Code: 11060

Sample Text: "Hi, we can't come to the phone right now. If you are our children - we are out of money..."

Title: Fun - Not Short

Order Code: 11061

Sample Text: "Hello, don't you just hate it when in the midst of your busy day you get an answering machine with one of those long messages..."

Title: Fun - Operator

Order Code: 11062

Sample Text: "Thank you for calling, all lines are busy right now. Your call will be answered in the order in which it was received, You are number 9,453..."

Title: Fun - Orgasmatronics

Order Code: 11063

Sample Text: "You've reached Orgasmatronics Incorporated..."

Title: Fun - Pencil

Order Code: 11064

Sample Text: "Just hang on while I get a pencil..."

Title: Fun - Post Office

Order Code: 11065

Sample Text: "You've reached the Post office, at the tone - please write us a letter..."

Title: Fun - Print

Order Code: 11066

Sample Text: "Leave your print baby..."